Happy Birthday Fella!
You’re the ‘Toppest Bloke’ I know,
And through the years, you’ve always been,
A pretty Brillo Bro!
Yes __________, people say to me,
How fortunate you are,
To be related to a total
Global superstar!
They say you’re handsome, macho, witty,
Dashing, cool and bright,
So I tell them that they’ve got it wrong,
And must be talking…quite!
And they reckon you could be one of
The country’s biggest stars,
So I put them straight and tell them that
They’re talking through their arse!
So although I may be jealous,
Have a bonkers birthday night.
And remember as a Brother,
Well you’re pretty damn all right!